Dis me! I wear a watch. I have a fish with an under bite. I put both pairs of socks on my feet before I reach for my shoes. I also write for Stuff Po. It's joyous, but not nearly as gay as an evening with Ned Luddington, that guy knows how to party.
With each passing day I get a little older. I am finally starting to be cognizant of that fact, and I don't like it as much as I should. One day I'll embrace it, I suppose. But, really I just want to build a time machine. It'd have to have comfy chairs and an auxiliary cable plug-in, so I could listen to some tunes on board. Also, depending on the length of the time travel, I might have to install a killer fridge/toaster oven combo. You know, for some cold beer/snack action. But, that's this whole 'nother story.
As far as anonymous personas go I think B. Bradlington is going to work well for me. With it I've accomplished the perfect balance of alliteration and sophistication. Now all I have to do is remember how to spell the damn thing.
One last thing: if you have quesadilla recipes feel free to contact me. I'm compiling a cookbook solely devoted to the quesadilla: the caviar of North America.
Friday, February 6, 2009
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