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We, the staff at Stuffington Post, the fastest growing anonymous blog that we're working on, regretfully announce that Fancy Pantsington, a former employee of Stuff Po, was dismissed from his/her writing duties earlier today. Presently, it isn't a big deal, but given Fancy's desire for drama and love of pyrotechnics, we have reason to believe it isn't over yet. As a mutual friend said, "Fancy's a lot like NBC's Brian Williams, but without the fame, talent, looks, or hygiene." We're sorry to see her/him go.