Bennington's Clip uh da Week

I know you still do this. I do. You do. If you have fingers and access to pitted olives, why wouldn't you place olives on each of your 8-12 fingers and slowly enjoy a fun, friendly, handsome snack? Better still: a lover's olive hand! Olive hands caressing your most erogenous areas. Ecstasy, I say. Be gentle, lover. Don't tear the olives.

Olives are a sign of peace. Or, at least their branches are. Sure, the branch symbolizes goodwill and peace, but the fruit is delicious, and obviously was created to fit snugly over fingers. Yum!